Two women (old friends) run into each other in Heaven.
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit
shaking from the cold, I began to get
warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the
den watching TV.
SYLVIA: So, what happened?
I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then
I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.
This probably isn't the best joke for such a special day but it is kind of funny in a silly way. I am leaving in a little bit to go and have lunch with my daughters, daughter in law and six lovely Grandchildren. Then I pick up some hot cross buns for tea and dessert for dinner after pork chops and rice. I am happy. My husband went to the Docotr yesterday after a biopsy for cancer of the prostate and he has no cancer now. In six months he goes in for the test where they take 40 pieces for a biopsy because of pre-cancer cells. We are very thankful this Easter for God's many many blessings.
I have a stack of polka dots and plaids to dig into this week before I go to Long Beach.
I sincerely hope you have a lovely Easter, Passover or Spring Day this weekend.
I choose the winners of the fabric give away for anyone who comments(drawing) on Monday. Good luck Friend.
This is something else to make you smile BIG-I GRIN everytime I look at it!
I am so happy to hear that your husband had good results and hope that it continues. I hope you and your family have a wonderful and blessed Easter.ReplyDelete
Well I thought it was funny :0).ReplyDelete
Congratulations to you and your husband on his great biopsy report......now that is something to really celebrate.
Happy Easter to you too.......
and Happy Sewing
I am so happy for your good news! Such a relief for all of you! Enjoy the holiday with your family!ReplyDelete
Glad your husband got a good report! A funny joke-You should have looked in the freezer. Ha Ha!ReplyDelete
Now, this is way too funny! Thank you for the giggle. ~KellyReplyDelete
tee hee xReplyDelete